10 Funny Facebook Status messages

1.Qualified MBA marketing student married a girl.....!!After 1 year of tough life with her..,finally he got angry...

and sent her with a note to his Father-In-Law :
"you're product is not according to my requirements"
... ......
The smart father-in-law replied :

"1 year warranty has expired so company not responsible..

2. A cow was kept for viva.
School student: Its a cow.

College student: Perhaps this is a cow.

University Student: This may be cow or a hypopigmented buffalo.

PHD Student: This may be a hypertrophied goat or an atrophied elephant with congenital anomalies.

Moral: The more you study, the more your common sense decreases. :D

3. First dates = Awkward
First kisses = Heavenly

First love = Irreplaceable

First Heartbreaks = Unforgettable

4. Lady On Fone:Hi Sir, I want To Meet & Talk To u.
U Are The father Of 1 Of My Kids.

Man Stunned,Omg!
R U Riya




Lady in confusion..

No Sir I am The Class Teacher
Of Ur Son.

5.Boy was in a bus.Suddenly driver applied
brakes.He fell on a girl &
kissed her.

Girl:Hey!What are you

Boy: MBA & u?

she smiled & said B.Sc II

Moral:Always think about
studies first .

6. A guy dies and is sent to Hell. Satan meets him, shows him doors to three rooms, and says he must choose one to spend eternity in. In the first room, people are standing in shit up to their necks. The guy says "no, let me see the next room." In the second room, people are standing with shit up to their noses. Guy says no again. Finally, Satan opens the door to the third room. People are standing with shit up to their knees, drinking coffee and eating danish pastries. The guy says, "I pick this room." Satan says okay and starts to leave, and the guy wades in and starts pouring some coffee. On the way out Satan yells, "O.K., coffee break's over. Everyone back on your heads!"

7. A blind man was waiting to cross the road when his guide dog peed on his leg. He reached into his pocket and took out a biscuit for the dog.
A passer by who’d seen everything remarked: “That’s very tolerant of you after what he just did.”

“Not really,” came the reply. “I’m just finding out where his mouth is, so I can kick him.”

8. It’s not about who loves you the most.It’s about who will love you till the end no matter what ?

Boys are always Happy Creatures...WHY ? 1-Their last name stays with them forever, 2-Phone conversations last just for 30 secs flat, 3-A five day vacation requires only one jeans, 4-If someone forgets to invite them, he can still be their friend, 5-The same hairstyle lasts for years or even decades, 6-They can do shopping for 25 relatives in 25 minutes, 7-They don't freak out when they go to a party n see another man wearing the same shirt, instead they become buddies. Pass this to women who can digest it and To Men who'll enjoy reading it.. =P

This old man visits his doctor and after a thorough examination, the doctor tells him, "I have good news and bad news, what would you like to hear first?"
Patient: Well, give me the bad news first.

Doctor: You have cancer, I estimate that you have about two years left.

Patient: That's terrible! In two years, my life will be over! What kind of good news could you probably tell me, after this?

Doctor: You also have Alzheimer's. In about three months you are going to forget everything I told you.